Happy hol-yeah, whatever

A question I ask myself frequently these days is “How did I ever entertain myself before the invention of YouTube?” Like many I can spend hours trolling the place and I have saved in my favorites everything from Russian hair metal to Peyton Manning’s MasterCard commercials. But it is the solstice/holidays/late December days off time, and so as a thanks to all who read my blatherings I present two of my favorite perversions of holiday classics. Not Safe For Work, obviously.

Canadian comedians the Wet Spots with their cheery ditty “Fist Me This Christmas”:

And we all remember “A Charlie Brown Christmas,” but what did Linus REALLY want to say?

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