Holiday greetings

In keeping with the semi-tradition of posting holiday-themed YouTube videos that are in highly questionable taste I bring you a couple of my favorites. First off, let’s see what happens when Full Metal Jacket meets Santa’s workshop (NSFW language):

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydF9rHC02Hg&hl=en&fs=1]

On a more conventionally humorous note, it’s not Xmas around here until some unsuspecting church service does “The 12 Days of Xmas” and those of a certain age substitute Bob and Doug McKenzie’s version. Seriously, I almost busted a gut a few years ago when we darkened a church’s doorstep for Xmas Eve services and some guy literally said “And welcome to Day Twelve!” when the choir did this.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WCXnlFWaIY&hl=en&fs=1]